What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:49

Goldfinger
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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